Massey-goat

By Sabrina  |  May 9, 2019  |  AppOnly

Massey

Female, 10 yrs

Massey

Dream Vacation: Wine Tour

Favorite Pastime: A luxurious day at the hoof salon

Listens To: Edith Pilaf

Massey is one of the eldest of the herd. A self-proclaimed optimist, she’s been heard to claim “the grass is greenest right where I’m standing.” Her honesty can come off as brutal at times — she holds high expectations for the other goats to be their best, and is quick to call them out if they’re acting foolish. Despite her age, she can be a bit of a wildcard, and when a certain mood strikes she gets into heated debates about anything from global warming to congestion pricing.